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Rotten Roots Ranch
Thanksgiving turkeys are open for deposit. Fresh eggs most days.

Southeast Oklahoma

Rotten Roots Ranch

Fifty acres of pigs, cows, chickens, turkeys, ducks, geese, donkeys, dogs and bees. Eggs, pork, honey and handmade soap, straight from the people who raise and make them.

Psst. Poke the animals.

The stand

Eggs, meat and live animals are farm pickup only. Soap, honey and other shelf goods can ship.

$6per dozen

Chicken eggs

Mixed colors and sizes, gathered daily.

Farm pickup only
In stock
$9per dozen

Duck eggs

Bigger yolks. Bakers ask for these by name.

Farm pickup only
6 left
$14per jar

Honey, pint jar

From the hives on the place.

Ships or farm pickup
In stock
$24per jar

Honey, quart jar

The size that lasts a household a while.

Ships or farm pickup
8 left
$16per square

Cut honeycomb

Comb cut straight from the frame.

Ships or farm pickup
Sold out
$7per bar

Farm soap, plain bar

A plain, hard-working bar made here in small batches.

Ships or farm pickup
In stock
$7per bar

Farm soap, honey and oat

Made with our own honey.

Ships or farm pickup
In stock
$24per box

Soap sampler, four bars

Four different bars, boxed. Makes an easy gift.

Ships or farm pickup
10 left
$4per tube

Beeswax lip balm

Beeswax from the hives.

Ships or farm pickup
In stock
$50deposit, per head

Feeder pig

Weaned and ready to go home with you.

Deposit holds your pig. Balance is due at pickup.

Farm pickup only
5 left
$150deposit, per half

Half hog

Reserve a half from the next harvest.

Deposit reserves your half. Balance is figured by hanging weight and paid at pickup.

Farm pickup only
Taking deposits
$250deposit, per hog

Whole hog

Reserve a whole hog from the next harvest.

Deposit reserves your hog. Balance is figured by hanging weight and paid at pickup.

Farm pickup only
Taking deposits
$40deposit, per bird

Thanksgiving turkey

Reserve a bird for the holiday table.

Deposit reserves your bird. Balance is by weight at pickup the week of Thanksgiving.

Farm pickup only
Taking deposits

Who lives here

Nine kinds of animal share the place, and everyone has a job. Tap a tag to hear from them.

  • Rooting, wallowing and growing.

  • Grass in, opinions out.

  • The egg department.

  • Loud, curious and seasonal.

  • Bigger eggs, muddier feet.

  • The alarm system.

  • Stubborn on principle.

  • On duty around the clock.

  • The smallest livestock with the sweetest job.

How buying works

  1. Fill your cart

    Add what you want from the stand. The cart shows what is left of each item.

  2. Choose pickup or shipping

    Pick a farm pickup window. If everything in your cart can ship, you can have it mailed instead.

  3. Pay by card

    Card payment happens on a secure payment page. The ranch never sees or stores your card number.

  4. We confirm

    You get an order number right away, and we send the pickup address and time with your confirmation.

Live animals, halves and wholes

These are reserved with a deposit. The balance is settled at pickup, and the listing says how it is figured.

Eggs and meat

Farm pickup only, so they stay cold and whole.

Sold out

Leave your email on a sold-out item and we will tell you when it is back.

Pickup and contact

Where

Pushmataha County, southeast Oklahoma. The pickup address comes with your order confirmation.

Pickup windows

Tap one to use it at checkout.

Good to know

Bring a cooler for eggs and meat. Please stay in your vehicle until someone waves you in.

When Pigs Fly

Fence posts cleared: 0

Space, the up arrow or a tap makes the pig flap. Clear the fence posts and stay under the storm clouds.